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Vlincelent Blondly

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He'll save children, but not the children's LEGS. [Dec. 4th, 2008|09:45 am]
Vlincelent Blondly
I wasn't going to post this at all, but then I noticed something amazing. Look at that girl's leg. For serious.

The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - dating services | Dating

[User Picture]From: drakemobius
2008-12-05 02:12 am (UTC)
he'll save children, but not the british children!
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[User Picture]From: goldfischegirl
2008-12-09 05:54 am (UTC)
Nothing more romantic than a couple of arrows to the shin!
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[User Picture]From: vincentbondy
2012-04-18 10:36 pm (UTC)
I took this one again today and got the same result, but answered at least one question differently, which was,

Do you believe in one true love?

I didn't even think about it until I was a couple of questions down. Then I got really sad.
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