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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA [Apr. 18th, 2012|03:40 pm]
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I hope they fucking choke. [Aug. 5th, 2009|01:59 pm]
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Due to liscencing dickery, the lyricwiki.com API has been crippled. This means that Lyrical, my totally awesome iPhone lyrics app, is now worthless. Thanks RIAA!
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2009|06:56 pm]
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I saw Terminator Salvation last night. I was worried I'd be bored watching a bunch of strangers from the future punching and getting punched by robots, but I had a lot of fun watching the entire future get blown up by both teams. There were a bunch of previews before the film also involving robots in various forms, and I am wondering what robots will think of our movies about robots.

I think about robots a lot, and even moreso at present, as I am now working almost exclusively on Tony Six, my nonexistent robot detective series. It's a project that has been in my cerebrospinal fluid pushing my eyes out for ages and I'm excited to finally fill my helmet, to complete the Mount Dragon metaphor. One of the things I wanted Tony Six to be was robot fiction that maybe robots would also enjoy. It may be unrealisticc, but I like to think that I'll get to hang out with robots during my lifetime, and I spend a lot of time speculating about how they would integrate with humans socially.

I've been jotting notes and stuff the whole time I've been wrangling my other thoughts into this post, so I think I'm going to stop this for now and see what happens with the robot stuff. I'll be posting again soon, as I plan to do this daily. Hopefully I'll feel less awkward next post. :/

P.S. If I haven't already told you about it, Food Party. It's on IFC now and I want to see more of it. Want to feel what it's like to have pure adorableness poured into your eyeholes? THE ANSWER. In case you need to be sold on it, it follows our good friend Ice Cream Cone (before he became evil and started murdering people) on a tour of the kitchen.
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I've never felt so much pride and shame at the same time. [Apr. 24th, 2009|10:00 am]
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The dates on the pictures are off because I updated them to reflect some minor cosmetic changes I made (nav bar on springboard now fits with the rest of the LCARS motif-though I need to figure out why it's still being dimmed). Also, you can click here to check out some of the other modifications I made to the UI. Someone else made that battery. It's good, but I'll probably want to make my own eventually.


4.22.09 @10am
Here's what I did last night instead of sleeping!

I turned this


Into this.


Even set up a lockscreen and sliders and stuff to go with it,with sounds to match. Majel Barrett makes noises out my phone. SHAME.

Phew. Remember the last time I did something like this? That was four years ago. Four! Here are additional refreshers. It's a good thing I can immortalize this stupid fuckery on The Livejournal! <3
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He'll save children, but not the children's LEGS. [Dec. 4th, 2008|09:45 am]
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I wasn't going to post this at all, but then I noticed something amazing. Look at that girl's leg. For serious.

The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - dating services | Dating
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In which there is some shoegazing, and a superior second paragraph. [Nov. 24th, 2008|08:00 pm]
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A lot of good things have happened to me in the last couple of years. It has also been hard to adjust to a very different life from the one I remember living, but in time I know I'll look at my current life the same way from some indeterminate point in my future. I'm thinking it's just one of those things.

Speaking of which, here's one of my things.
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(no subject) [Sep. 30th, 2008|03:28 pm]
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I made a couple of collages at work. Partly because we had all this colored paper lying around, but also because it's work, so that means it's time to make cartoons and junk. I really liked how they turned out, which was weird, because I totally anticipated hating them. I'm not particularly gifted at color palettes and tend to be more comfortable with black and white, but OMGAWESOME is so OMGAWESOME that it has to be in color. I'm so glad I did these work collages because they forced me to make a limited palette work, and made me a bit less afraid about messing with color, and was just a fun way to get those clean lines without trying to poop around with illustrator.

Here is a link to the website, which currently features the first collage I did, all tarted up and de-stapled (Did I mention I only had a stapler to affix all the layers of paper together? Awesome, I know). And below is a fuzzy iPhone photo of the second collage. I color corrected it a bit in photoshop, but it didn't really help. I want to scan it in and clean it up like I did with the first one, and then make a little flash app that lets you put various mustaches on the characters in it. Trust me, the lo-fi photocopier version of the mustache game was awesome.

Now imagine everyone in this image wearing a mustache. Your mind is blown.

I'm trying to get OMGAWESOME and SpiffyCo in some working order soon. I just got a new job and it has forced me to realize how far off course I've gone with all my silly projects. I got really into the whole hotel thing, and I'm still proud of the work I did there, but it just doesn't get me like the itchy obsessy hyperfocussy designy stuff. I miss curling up on my floor for hours with a pile of comics, a sketchbook, and a cup of tea while my computer poops out tunes. It's 90% of what I miss about my old studio apartment downtown that now only exists one time-traveling DeLorean-ride away. Of course, this will be more html grunty stuff than arty designy stuff, but it's much more in my neighborhood than getting ground under the heel of whatever overpaid douchebag got foisted on me by his equally-terrorized secretary stuff.
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Some words about Speed Racer. [Jun. 9th, 2008|11:18 am]
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What it is, Internet. I know we need to have some quality time together soon, but for now, I need to put my thing down about the Speed Racer movie.

Every movie reviewer from the moon on down to the earth's molten core seems to think that the film is not only bad, but criminally bad. I went and saw it after having seen and enjoyed both Iron Man and Indiana Jones and, while I vowed to rewatch all three in the theater, I have only been back to see Speed Racer again so far. Twice. The opening credits started on viewing #3 and I got giddy. The end.

*climbs back into hole*


It appears I wasted my internetbreath; hit_the_leland has a far better assessment of Fast: The Movie then these smelly little bits of text here. Read and enjoy, then repeat. Then explode.
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Walter Peck for Mayor [Jan. 25th, 2008|12:29 pm]
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It's true; This mayoral candidate has no dick.

hit_the_leland and I were talking just yesterday about how Peck is in our top ten most hateable villians list. Also? Totally a douchebag in Die Hard one and two.

Speaking of playing the same character in multiple things, Carl Winslow from Family Matters plays a cop in Ghostbusters and the first two Die Hard movies. And on Family Matters, of course. That guy is a cop forever. Just like William Atherton is forever dickless. The end. <3
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