A staring match ensues.

A staring match...of silent...restraint.

Vlincelent Blondly
12 July 1981

Antibacterial Vincent Bondy kills germs on contact.

Me and my SWEET HAT. Vlincelent has limbs. He uses some of them for writing. The rest are most likely vestigial and will hopefully fall off soon.
air piracy, all sorts of writers, alternate universes, aspies, being a space-cowboy, bending, big giant monsters, causality, chelonia, chip butty, clandestine adventures, cling-film, complications, crescent-freshness, curiosity cosby, darkness-fearing rhinocerous beetles, das discwörlden, disposable assassins, dramatized testimonials, eating babies, escaping silent hill, fancy words, ferret glow, fixing the unbroken, foaming mouth guy, going to hogwarts, holistic detection, impromptu soirees, inappropriate celebrity endorsements, independant anything, intelligent calcium, italicizing to excess, joking about scurvy, jurisfiction, made-up words, mental divergence, monocles, mostly robots, neglected turns of phrase, new queues, oniernauts, otr, peach puppets, people peelers, punching draco malfoy, reading voraciously, sandworms, schrödinger's cat, sciencey stuff, self-publishing, soft tacos, splosions, sushi construction and consumption, swejin, teasing misanthropes, telling stories, that hawkins boy, that hot jazz, the color bleu, things that go "squish", time-traveling deloreans, tony six, witless banter, women with ukeleles, working for toons, writing things down, yeah buddy!